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Post by Trace on Mar 18, 2004 20:39:05 GMT -5
Anybody have any funny videos, pics, or jokes found online? Here's one i found the other day... You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of the files on your hard drive. Then forward this message to everyone in your address book. Thank thee. I don't know why but i found this just uproariously funny. Check out www.collegehumor.com for all kinds of crazy stuff. Later peeps |
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Post by bobzilla on Mar 19, 2004 15:04:53 GMT -5
OK, a friend told me this one at lunch today. I thought it was funny...
"A man went to the docks one day, and was walking around. After being there a while he met a pirate with a large ship's wheel down the front of his pants. The man went up to the pirate and asked, 'did you know you have a ship's wheel down your pants?' To which the pirate answered, 'Aye! It's driving me nuts.'"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by hippyrepublican on Mar 19, 2004 19:07:36 GMT -5
One of my customers told me this one this afternoon:
A guy is pulled over by a state trooper and automatically starts crying hysterically. The state trooper walks over to the car and asked the man why he was crying. The man replied "Oh my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought he was trying to give her back."
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Post by hippyrepublican on Mar 19, 2004 19:09:02 GMT -5
Here's a better anti-wife joke:
A guy comes home and says to his wife, "Honey, start packing. I just won the lottery." She says, "Should I pack for warm weather or cold weather?" He says, "I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the end of the day."
Buh dum bump.
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Post by Trace on Mar 20, 2004 1:10:49 GMT -5
Here's another one...I in know way believe these but I found them funny nonetheless...
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the question..the question is why is she out of the kitchen and wearing shoes.
And finally......
When can you tell the Pollacks have moved into the mexican neighborhood?
When the mexicans all go out and buy car insurance...
AMid the groans and future hatemail..I remain-The Traceman
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Doom
The Tourist
Gotta have me a Busch!
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Post by Doom on Mar 20, 2004 19:07:01 GMT -5
Whos the most popular guy at a mexican get-together?
The guy with the jumper cables.
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Post by hippyrepublican on Mar 20, 2004 20:14:11 GMT -5
My all time favorite blonde joke:
How can you tell when a blonde has been using the computer?
There's white out all over the screen.
buh dum bump
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Post by hippyrepublican on Mar 20, 2004 20:14:24 GMT -5
My all time favorite blonde joke:
How can you tell when a blonde has been using the computer?
There's white out all over the screen.
buh dum bump
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Post by Trace on Mar 20, 2004 22:57:36 GMT -5
Two blondes walk into a bar.....
You figure one of them woulda seen it. ;D
How can you tell once again that the pollacks have moved into the mexican neighborhood?
The mexicans sell garbage trucks to the pollacks as condiminums with elevators.
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